Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Our Blog's Mission Statement

I can say without any hyperbole ever that this blog is intended to change all of our lives irrevocably. In the great chapters of world history, there were certain key events that shaped everything that was to come. The fall of the Roman Empire. The invention of moveable type. The telephone. The first prank call. The miniskirt. And now this.

This blog is intended as a celebration of a way of life, a way of life that is distinctly American (or potentially, Irish or German) in that it's all about unlocking the creative energy and pure bluster and bravado that are fueled by certain beverages. Whether you're a bloviating popinjay at some cocktail party with your glass of port, or a rotund party animal in a Hawaiian shirt drenched in beer, this blog aims to answer all your questions, validate your lifestyle, mock your enemies and possibly cure you of that outbreak of herpes that resulted from the ill-advised trip to Haiti. (Disclaimer--this blog will not cure herpes.)

On a daily basis (by which we mean a daily basis for a while, then tapering off gradually, then maybe starting up again at some point, then stopping entirely, as is the life cycle for most blogs) we will feature tales of drunken woe, tales of drunken glory, commentary on issues of the day that affect the species Partyus Animalis, and general life tips that will enable the survival and prosperity of our kindred spirits. For this is not just a celebration of drunken lechery and beer-fueled bombast--this is a celebration of life itself.

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